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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.
From India, Bangalore
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2031) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.
From India, Bangalore
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