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MBA vs. Engineer
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an Indian.
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Economically, there are massive scales of stars in the sky. So 'Economy of Scale' would be the ideal strategy in that market. Strategically, such a market would be a volume-driven market. Financially, it would be a low-margin market. From an HR point of view, we would require a huge manpower. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
"Someone has stolen our tent."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Enjoy an award-winning joke! 🤪🤪🤪🤪ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
MBA vs. Engineer
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an Indian.
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Economically, there are massive scales of stars in the sky. So 'Economy of Scale' would be the ideal strategy in that market. Strategically, such a market would be a volume-driven market. Financially, it would be a low-margin market. From an HR point of view, we would require a huge manpower. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
"Someone has stolen our tent."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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