#include courage
#include handsomeness
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%", &ladies);
if (lady == Cute) // line++;
while (!reply)
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%", &reply);
}
if (reply == "GAALI")
main(); // go back and repeat the process
else if (reply == "SANDAL")
exit(1);
else if (reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = Cute;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return (college);
}
if (time == 2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if (intermission)
{
coke++;
popcorn++;
}
}
if (time == 6.00)
goto park;
}
for (time = 6.30; time <= 8.30; time += 0.001)
kiss = kiss + 1;
free(lover);
return (home)
}
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19#include handsomeness
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%", &ladies);
if (lady == Cute) // line++;
while (!reply)
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%", &reply);
}
if (reply == "GAALI")
main(); // go back and repeat the process
else if (reply == "SANDAL")
exit(1);
else if (reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = Cute;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return (college);
}
if (time == 2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if (intermission)
{
coke++;
popcorn++;
}
}
if (time == 6.00)
goto park;
}
for (time = 6.30; time <= 8.30; time += 0.001)
kiss = kiss + 1;
free(lover);
return (home)
}
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