Hi All..
Enjoy some good one liner comments...
One Liner J
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
8) 8) 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Enjoy some good one liner comments...
One Liner J
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
8) 8) 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Hey Amit, where do u get all these from??? where are you mining???........Iam curious to know that now........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
HI AMIT ... GOOD MORNING,
ALL THE ONE LINERS ARE EXTREMELY GOOD..... :D :D :D
BUT ....... I READ MOST OF THEM EARLIER....
AMIT U HAV THE QUALITY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH... AND THATS A VERY GOOD THING...
PLS KEEP IT UP ... KEEP POSTING !!
REGARDS
V. VENU
From India, Hyderabad
ALL THE ONE LINERS ARE EXTREMELY GOOD..... :D :D :D
BUT ....... I READ MOST OF THEM EARLIER....
AMIT U HAV THE QUALITY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH... AND THATS A VERY GOOD THING...
PLS KEEP IT UP ... KEEP POSTING !!
REGARDS
V. VENU
From India, Hyderabad
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