UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one price of the plane along when they come to the airport
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to building.
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Air Dos
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again jump again on again, and so on.
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Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.
Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
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Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever
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Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but cost more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
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Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.
<link outdated-removed> build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.
They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html
Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”
From India, Hyderabad
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1Everyone brings one price of the plane along when they come to the airport
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to building.
**************************************
Air Dos
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again jump again on again, and so on.
*****************************************
Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.
Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
******************************************
Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever
.
*****************************************
Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but cost more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
*****************************
Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.
<link outdated-removed> build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.
They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html
Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”
From India, Hyderabad
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aajao yaar...........no need to be angry.........:razz: i know RJ bahut ganda hai..............har baar red lite le kar aa jata hai.............:icon7::icon7: RJ say sorry to her..........:icon7:
From India, Delhi
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From India, Delhi
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Deepika, please don't come. These guys always hurt people; it's not the first time. They don't know individual feelings. And after hurting, they only know how to say sorry. So, I suggest you don't come. If you still want to come, have a blast on them.
From India, Pune
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From India, Pune
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Wat, shut up yaar. If I am stating a fact, please accept it. You need to understand what you are expressing in front of anyone. Daily, all of you are hurting someone. Joking is okay, but it should be within limits. Limits mean you should not hurt anyone. Everyone has their own feelings, emotions. Did you all not consider that? That's why she got hurt.
From India, Pune
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From India, Pune
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