Something to smile at...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust!' And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' And then the fight started...
Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to these stories: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband ;) Regards AK
From India, Thana
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2My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust!' And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' And then the fight started...
Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to these stories: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband ;) Regards AK
From India, Thana
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Sindhu G aur ek kholi pol... taki iraadey ho damadol 😄
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi mein kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.
Regards,
AK
From India, Thana
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Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi mein kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.
Regards,
AK
From India, Thana
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