There was a dog lying in the yard, and an old man was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, then attacked both his arms and legs.
The tourist yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."
From India, Hyderabad
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, then attacked both his arms and legs.
The tourist yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."
From India, Hyderabad
hehehheeee.... :D :D ......lol.................. ooops...bechara...issi lia bolte hay...puro sentence suna karo...hehheheeee...... btw hello venuji...how r u?????
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hey Suman, what's this, yaar... Are the Adivasi people not human beings? They are also considered Indians. Today, they are lagging behind because we haven't allowed them to progress. Anyway, please don't take it the wrong way.
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hi Sohini,
I know Adivasi people are human beings just like us. However, I was simply describing my city, Hisar, which is on Earth. It was not my intention to offend anyone, so if you feel that way, I sincerely apologize. Humor is meant for fun and jokes, and we truly enjoy it. It's my pleasure to learn such wonderful things from my seniors. Thank you, Sohini and Venu... :-P
Thanks,
Suman
From India, Gurgaon
I know Adivasi people are human beings just like us. However, I was simply describing my city, Hisar, which is on Earth. It was not my intention to offend anyone, so if you feel that way, I sincerely apologize. Humor is meant for fun and jokes, and we truly enjoy it. It's my pleasure to learn such wonderful things from my seniors. Thank you, Sohini and Venu... :-P
Thanks,
Suman
From India, Gurgaon
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