Who is clever? Teacher or student?
One night, four college students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test, which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst, and they had to push the car all the way back. They were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right...!!
Any guesses who would have passed the test? ;)
From India, Ahmadabad
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One night, four college students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test, which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst, and they had to push the car all the way back. They were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right...!!
Any guesses who would have passed the test? ;)
From India, Ahmadabad
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This joke was already... anyway, let's have some fun once again... :P So, let's change the question a bit... okay? Here... :P
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Your Name.......................(98 MARKS) :wink: :D
Q.2. Which tire burst?.............(2 MARKS) Options are:
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right...!! ! :roll:
Now the answers are...
A1) V. VENU :P
A2) Pass (give it up)! :wink:
Score = 98/100...... :P :P :P :P :P :P
V. VENU = SMART BOY.... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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1The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Your Name.......................(98 MARKS) :wink: :D
Q.2. Which tire burst?.............(2 MARKS) Options are:
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right...!! ! :roll:
Now the answers are...
A1) V. VENU :P
A2) Pass (give it up)! :wink:
Score = 98/100...... :P :P :P :P :P :P
V. VENU = SMART BOY.... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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Nice joke, but I think we, the members of citehr, need to organize a competition for Venu and Sindhu to determine who is clever. Let's come up with some fun competitions that we can arrange specifically for Venu and Sindhu, and everyone else can also participate. Do you all agree with my suggestion? Please share your comments on this.
With Regards,
Usha
From India, Mumbai
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With Regards,
Usha
From India, Mumbai
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Usha, your idea is good 😉. If anyone else wants to join, they can do so, but we won't be able to participate. I'll just enjoy their conversation from a distance 😂😁. I'm a bit scared to approach them. Venu doesn't respond when asked, he just throws bombs 💣. But we could organize a competition. Let's see what others have to say.
Regards,
Sohini
From India, New Delhi
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Regards,
Sohini
From India, New Delhi
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Sindhu... mujhe haraakar aapko khushi milti hai kya....? Chi chi chi... kaisi dost ho Sindhu aap hamari... 😉 Arre dushman bhi paani pila pila kar marte hain... and you.. khilaaya pilaaya kuch nahi... direct... 😉😉😉😛
Mujhe aaj bahut dukh hua....... now the gaana begins..
Dost dost naa raha... post post naa raha... Sindhu mujhe tera... aetbaar naa raha... 😉😉😉 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lekin.... post karne waale.... post karte hain.. Shaan se..... Hanste hain shaan se.... reply dete hain SHAAAAN SE... 😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From India, Hyderabad
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Mujhe aaj bahut dukh hua....... now the gaana begins..
Dost dost naa raha... post post naa raha... Sindhu mujhe tera... aetbaar naa raha... 😉😉😉 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lekin.... post karne waale.... post karte hain.. Shaan se..... Hanste hain shaan se.... reply dete hain SHAAAAN SE... 😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From India, Hyderabad
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Hi Sohini, thank you very much. Kindly convey my wishes to your friends as well!
"Dear friends of Sohini, good evening!" 😛
Sindhu,
"Wow, what a tasty UKG meal!" Bahut accha tha! Tasty for my eyes, aankhon se kha liya maine. Lekin, to be frank, now my mouth is watering yaar! Really! 😂
Na Sindhu, no senti, no ghile shikwe. (Of course, in reality, I am a very sentimental and emotional person though). Not here! 😛
Now back to humor:
Sindhu, jang ka ek asool hai... When you feel like you are losing, simply compromise! Isse jaan toh bach jaayegi... Baad mein phir se maar sakte hain na? Is liye main dukh waala gaana gaya.
I did not lose! 😂
Some words for you (This is from my heart and real):
Sindhu, thanks for being such a nice friend. I feel blessed! 😛
Thanks and Regards,
Venu 😛
From India, Hyderabad
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"Dear friends of Sohini, good evening!" 😛
Sindhu,
"Wow, what a tasty UKG meal!" Bahut accha tha! Tasty for my eyes, aankhon se kha liya maine. Lekin, to be frank, now my mouth is watering yaar! Really! 😂
Na Sindhu, no senti, no ghile shikwe. (Of course, in reality, I am a very sentimental and emotional person though). Not here! 😛
Now back to humor:
Sindhu, jang ka ek asool hai... When you feel like you are losing, simply compromise! Isse jaan toh bach jaayegi... Baad mein phir se maar sakte hain na? Is liye main dukh waala gaana gaya.
I did not lose! 😂
Some words for you (This is from my heart and real):
Sindhu, thanks for being such a nice friend. I feel blessed! 😛
Thanks and Regards,
Venu 😛
From India, Hyderabad
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