Hi,
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgadh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana band kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? Inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Viru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard, then says: "Jaao Kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya..."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch ke aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga? Naya assignment dega... aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahut naainsaafi hai..."
[logout - logout - logout].
"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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16Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgadh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana band kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? Inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Viru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard, then says: "Jaao Kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya..."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch ke aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga? Naya assignment dega... aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahut naainsaafi hai..."
[logout - logout - logout].
"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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