Strange and Funny Signs:
• On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
• On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
• On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
• Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
• At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
• On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
• In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
• On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
• At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
• At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
• Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
• In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
• At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
• In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
• In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
From India, Bangalore
• On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
• On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
• On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
• Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
• At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
• On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
• In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
• On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
• At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
• At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
• Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
• In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
• At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
• In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
• In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
From India, Bangalore
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