Hi,
Here are some more jokes:
Sardar1: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: Birla cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain! (Exclamation)
Once a Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone and says, "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon." The other Sardar replies, "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked, "What is this?" The Sardar didn't know English, he said, "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight." (Rolling Eyes)
Once a Sardarji tries to cheat the Indian Railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel. (Surprised)
A Sardar was drawing money from an ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. It's 4 asterisks()." The first Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It's 1258." What is the height of stupidity? Two Sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat. (Question)
Did you hear about the Sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! (Shocked)
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! (Wink)
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker.
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the customer service assistant.
"Thank you," says the Sardarji and hangs up. (Embarrassed)
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted, "Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!" And Sardarji replied, "Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!" (Crying or Very sad)
Have a great day! (Laughing)
Best Regards,
Tina
From India, Mumbai
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29Here are some more jokes:
Sardar1: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: Birla cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain! (Exclamation)
Once a Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone and says, "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon." The other Sardar replies, "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked, "What is this?" The Sardar didn't know English, he said, "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight." (Rolling Eyes)
Once a Sardarji tries to cheat the Indian Railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel. (Surprised)
A Sardar was drawing money from an ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. It's 4 asterisks()." The first Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It's 1258." What is the height of stupidity? Two Sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat. (Question)
Did you hear about the Sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! (Shocked)
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! (Wink)
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker.
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the customer service assistant.
"Thank you," says the Sardarji and hangs up. (Embarrassed)
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted, "Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!" And Sardarji replied, "Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!" (Crying or Very sad)
Have a great day! (Laughing)
Best Regards,
Tina
From India, Mumbai
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Good one, Tina. Really made my day. Thanks.
Even I have a good joke... Read this:
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window, "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
Warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(welcomeumesh@yahoo.com)
From India, Delhi
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Even I have a good joke... Read this:
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window, "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
Warm regards,
Umesh Chaudhary
(welcomeumesh@yahoo.com)
From India, Delhi
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Here is a correction of the user's input with proper spelling, grammar, and paragraph formatting:
A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says, "I will skip this."
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRAZIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) ECUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students.
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from the general public.
4) Which of these was King George VI's first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards.
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, have their name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If you think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:
1) The 100-year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.
2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador.
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936, he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA, which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one...Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again.
Regards,
Kawal
From India, Madras
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A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says, "I will skip this."
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRAZIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) ECUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students.
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from the general public.
4) Which of these was King George VI's first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards.
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, have their name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If you think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:
1) The 100-year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.
2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador.
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936, he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA, which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one...Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again.
Regards,
Kawal
From India, Madras
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