1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
Regards, Mehul
From India, Pune
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Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
Regards, Mehul
From India, Pune
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Hi Mehul,
Nice pieces of humor. I'd like to add a few:
Man receives a telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There is only one perfect child in the world, and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world, and every neighbor has it.
Why do the bride and groom exchange varmaala during the wedding?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart, you are dead!
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Taaki vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
If you are married, please ignore this message. For everyone else: Happy Independence Day.
From India, Ahmadabad
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2Nice pieces of humor. I'd like to add a few:
Man receives a telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There is only one perfect child in the world, and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world, and every neighbor has it.
Why do the bride and groom exchange varmaala during the wedding?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart, you are dead!
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Taaki vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
If you are married, please ignore this message. For everyone else: Happy Independence Day.
From India, Ahmadabad
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moklu chu. vancho. hey i don know gujarati very well. but i m proud to be gujarati. atle koi bhul thay to chalavi le jo.
From India, New Delhi
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