Sardar Murder Mystery

Hi i am posting for the 1st timeA sardar went for a police interview. There were many candidates for the interview. An interviewer was asking random questions to all the candidates and finally came to our sardarHe asked who killed Jesus christThe sardar waited for few minutes and then quitely got up and left the place . He went home and his mom asked him , what happened in the interview so he replied Mama i not only got the job but also the first case.Sridhar

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....

ye saaf karo ...

wo saaf karo ...

umm .. Muzze maaf karo !! :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

kyu sir......aaj kuchh jyadda hi saaf safai kar di lagati he.....jo maafi mang rahe ho........hum......:lol::lol::lol:8-)8-)

hmmm..Good AD effect Venu......Chalo aap itna Darkhwast karthey hain tho yeh mehfil (icons) ka Barkhast karthey hain........KHUSH...:lol::lol::lol:Sindhu

Humpey ho bhi kaisey saktha hai..........yeh Khitaab tho aapko hi Mubarak ho:icon4:......Dekho dekho Santa Banta Category par kitney Senti ho rahey hain.....;-) Sindhu

O hello.........Santa Banta.........ke naam par logo ko senti karne vali......ek din koi Santa such kahin tumhe hi Senti.......kar ke chala jaay......woh khayal rakhna........Aur ek baat humesha yaad rakhni chahiye........'BAARI BAARI SUB KI BARI........AB KI BAARI TERI BAARI................ye baat bhoolna nahi......

Hahahaha.. Nah nah Sindhu ji,, Santa aur Banta ke naam se aap sunty ho sakti ho.. Haan hopefully main Jeeto ke naam se sunty ho sakta hun.. :wink:

VIRAL SENTI.:(..........AATANK JAARI.:-D........JAI HO HUMOUR SECTION HUMARI.......;-):lol::lol: SINDHU

A JOKE ON AMIT'S SENTI REPLY:
SANTA WAS ASKED TO SWOT ANALYSE HIMSELF ......HE SAYS:
STRENGTH: MY WIFE.......... JEETO.
WEAKNESS: BANTAS WIFE....PREETO
OPPERTUNITY:WHEN BANTA IS ON TOUR .
THREAT: WHEN I AM ON TOUR.
:icon4::lol::lol::lol:Sindhu

Hahahaha..
Good reply Sindhu.. but with lots of mistakes..
First i am not married.. so no point of my wife.. :beatup:
Second Banta is married with Sweetoo.. where i don't have any hope.. even noone would like to even.. :wink: