Punajbi Jokes Balle Balle..!!

acchaa yaad aaa gayaa na ki......we r good frnds......now tell me........something about our frndship...........to maanu k yaad aagaya he

Now you are testing me.... cool!!
We met here on Cite HR only and then our friendship begin from a leg pulling exercise and then we thought we are good human beings and we should not behave like kids hence we thought to hock some time on a good topic… So that’s the start of our friendship…
I guess itna to yaad hai mujhe……
:)

Mein sochaeya, thoda contribution mein vi kar laan.... ailo ji, phir twaddae waastae assi santa singh ji nooon bhejnaaan.... :)
Santa: I have swallowed akey.
Doctor: When ?
Santa: 3 months back !
Doctor: What were you doing till no w ?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it to o .

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 da ys.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out .

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, h e
hasn't come back ye t!
Santa: Why don't u cook something els e?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
kn ow
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor. .

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job ?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me wher e.

Yaar Viral,
Tum to har chiz ko galat hi le rahe ho....
Now wat should i do to make to happy???

maine......kahan....galat....liya.....yaar......I was telling u the truth.......Ur reply was good yaar.....nways.......I was kidding as u know..........