Enjoy a Laugh with These Hilarious Punjabi Jokes – What's Your Favorite?

Hi all, enjoy Punjabi jokes, hoye Balle balle! 😎

Husband to wife: "Viyah ton pehlan tere kinne boyfriend si."
Wife kujh ni boldi, bilkul chup ho jandi aa.
Husband: "Teri iss chup da main ki matlab samjha?"
Wife: "Kamineya, menu ginti tan kar len de!"

Jatt: "Mein tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene hai."
Ik hor aadmi ne keha: "64 ni 32 dand hunde ne."
Jatt: "Mainu pata si tu vi bolenga is layi tere vi gin laye."

Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.
1 Sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain.
Sardar: "Lage raho salo, me b aaje clinic nahi kholunga."

Viyah & mangnne vich thoda time difference kyun rakhde aa?
Tan ki kal koi aeh na keh sake ki menu accident ton survive karan da chance hi nahi mileyaaaaaaaaa 😄😎
Regards,
Amit Seth

Hahaha.. Viral, phir to kah sakte hain ki humorous log less ho gaye hain, kyonki bina sardar ke we can't think of to start a joke... ;)

Amit,

Aho jai koi gal ni hai. Punjabis are always awake, but sano thoda time lagda hai kisi v chiz di gehrahi tak jane vich.... Hence, we take some extra time to react..... :)

Really nahi... pehchana... ? Majak mat karo... yaar... come on yaar thoda dimag pe jor dallo yaad aayega...

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Dimaag pe jor daalo yaar... waise bhi tumko der se yaad aata hai... to yaad karo woh din jab humne baat ki thi...

Excuse me, Viral,

Dimag pe pura zor daal ke soch samajh kar pure hosh me, I am saying maine tumse kabhi pehle baat nahi ki. I guess you are pulling my leg now.

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Kya... yaar... tumhe to kuch yaad hi nahi... to phir kya batao... aur kya suspense... kuch nahi... chhodo yaar... jaane do na... baat ko... mujhe kehne mein dukh hota hai ki Riya ko main jaanta hoon... sorry tha... bye...

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Viral, I am really very sorry if I hurt you.

Ok, yaad aa gaya mujhe, tum to mere bahut acche bale friend ho. I was just kidding yaar, don't mind it please.

Acchaa, yaad aaya na ki... we are good friends... now tell me... something about our friendship... to maanu ki yaad aagaya hai.

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Now you are testing me.... cool!!
We met here on Cite HR only and then our friendship begin from a leg pulling exercise and then we thought we are good human beings and we should not behave like kids hence we thought to hock some time on a good topic… So that's the start of our friendship…
I guess itna to yaad hai mujhe……
:)

Yaar Viral, you seem to be taking everything in a negative light. Now, what should I do to make you happy?