Punajbi Jokes Balle Balle..!!

Hi All.. Enjoy Punjabi Jokes.. hoye Balle balle.. :cool:
Husband to wife: viyah ton pehlan tere kinne boyfriend si
Wife kujh ni boldi, bilkul chup ho jandi aa..........................
Husband: teri iss chup da main ki matlab samjha.....?
Wife: kamineya, menu ginti tan kar len de !!!!!!!!!
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Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha: 64 ni 32 dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Mainu pata si tu vi bolenga is layi tere vi gin laye
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Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.

1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain
sardar - Lage raho salo, me b aaje clinic nahi kholunga
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viyah & mangnne vich thoda time difference kyun rakhde aa???
tan ki kal koi aeh na keh sake ki menu accident ton
survive karan da chance hi nahi mileyaaaaaaaaa...............
:D:cool:;)
Regards,
Amit Seth.

Hahaha.. Viral phir to kah sakte hain ki humerus log less ho agye ahin, kyonki bagair sardar ke we can't think of to start a joke... ;)

Amit
Aiho jai koi gal ni hai punjabis are always awake but sano thoda time lagda hai kisi v chiz di gehrahi tak jane vich.... hence we take some extra time to react..... :)

really nahi....pehchana............???? majak mat karo.......yaar........come on yaar thoda dimag pe jor dallo yaad aayega........

Thanks Manisha, Mroof n of course Riya.. :)
Hahahaha.. bilkul sahi pharmaya Riya.. but obvious si baat hai time to lagega hi.. kyoki tusi logon da knee pe zor jo lagana parta hai samajh kar react karne pe... ;);)

Dimaag pe jor daalo yaar.......waise bhi tumko..........der se yaad aata he.......to...yaad karo woh din jab humne baat ki thi...........

excuse me Viral,
Dimag pe pura zor daal k soch samajh k pure hoso Hawash me I am saying mene tum se kabi pehle baat nahi ki .....
I guss u r pulling my leg now

if u r thinking k.......i m pulling ur leg....then leave it................don't worry........par jab bhi yaad aa jaye tab reply kar dena............

kya.........yaar........tume to kuchh yaad hi nahi.......to phir kya batao.........aur kya suspence.......kuchh nahi.......chhodo yaar........jane do na.....baat ko...........muje kehne me dukh hota hai ki Riya ko me jaanat hoo......sorry tha........bye.......

Viral,
I am realy very sorry if i hurt you...
Ok yaad aa gaya mujhe tum to mere bahut ache bale frnd ho i was just kidding yaar dnt mind it please..