Funny HR Designations

Hi Friends,
I am working as an HR-Executive in an advertising agency. We are planning to adapt funky or fancy HR designations to be used in all our internal communication.....No more VP, Manager, officer HR or any traditional names.....please suggest any wacky designations that you can come up with....

Tiger-CEO
Commander-HR
General- heads of various dept.
Desert Volves- Team members
hope i have given you some idea
Regards,
durga

Funny designations Will be.................... That what i think.........
VP HR DADA
Director Bhai
Manager Munna
Executives Chotu (Chooota Chaitan)

HR -------horror
This is wat usually employee called HR..............Nick name.........hmmmmmmm