A man died and went to the skies. Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I should tell you - you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not sure what to do with you. Tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "Once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a gang. So I got out and went up to the leader of the gang."
"He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" the man said.
"I'm impressed," Yamraj responded, "When did this happen?"
"About two minutes ago," came the reply.
The man thought for a moment and replied, "Once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a gang. So I got out and went up to the leader of the gang."
"He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" the man said.
"I'm impressed," Yamraj responded, "When did this happen?"
"About two minutes ago," came the reply.