How Would A Mumbai Tapori Give An Advertisement In Matrimoni

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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!…abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai…Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bulati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai…Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai…

Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeh kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai…Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch…Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga…Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeh sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,

Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,

ShanPatti Nagar,

Hairan Gali No. 420,

Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

Mumbai.

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Regards,

Amit Seth.

bole to ek dam jhakaas, mind frashing, mazaa aa gya, a pappu apun bhi shaadi manayga, agle sunday ka paper me apun ka detail deke chaap ne ko bol. aur nahi chapa to paper wale ko kopche me lege thok deneka.
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Kya baap yahan to to ek se ek item bathaila hai. ai amit bhai tom kya jhakkas post bhejela hai. baki sab ka to tum vaat laga dala :lol: :lol: :lol:
aage bhi aisa post karte rehne kaa :lol: :lol:
nahi to tum apun ko jaanta hai :lol: :lol:
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Kya baat hai Amit bhidoo.....jawaab aaya ka koi
itna dhansoo ad pe to ladki log jaroor shaadi banane ko maangta hoga

Hahahaha..
Bilkul.. bahut jawab aaya.. but kya hai na ki apne ko koi jachi nahi.. aur Jachti bhi to kya apun ko itni jaldi nah nah baba nah.. abhi kaphi life jini hai apun ko...