What If Heaven Had a Voicemail System? A Humorous Take on Divine Customer Service

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Imagine what would happen if God installs Voice Mail in Heaven. When you pray, you will get this response: "Hi, thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to: Lord Ganesha - Press 1 Lord Shiva - Press 2 Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is busy with 'Gopiyan') For a directory of other Gods/Goddesses - Press 4 For further assistance from Menka/Pari/Angels - Press *. You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message: If you want to make a request - Press 5 For complaints/Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works) For thanksgiving - Press 7 For anything else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you. If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLL-FREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *. After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple."
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