A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven Spielberg. As he is a great fan of Spielberg's movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replies, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese." "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replies Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man slaps Spielberg and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."