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Prof. of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!

Prof. of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

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Regards,

Manju :)

Good Afternoon Manju and Sari........ :P
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......Aapko jo miss kar rahey thhe Isliye :P
Ek Joke hojaye: :P
One kiss
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” :?:
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk. :wink: :P
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” :roll:
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. :)
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled. :wink: :P
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:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Good Timing by the Girl Sindhu.. :lol:
And good one Shijit.. :)
Regards,
Manju :)

The ACT OF KISSING IS DEFINED HERE UNDER..........
A kiss is that which you cannot give without taking, and cannot take without giving.
It is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.
It is a course of procedure cunningly devised for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
It is lip service to love and the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. A kiss is a peculiar proposition.
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to steal it, and the old man has to buy it. It is the baby`s right, the lover`s privilege, and the hypocrite`s mask.
To a young girl, faith? A married woman -hope? To an old maid- charity. A kiss can be a comma, a quotation mark or an exclamation point. It is also a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.
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AK

hey
it was nice manju, shruti & ak ...
good humour..
regards
mudassar :x :shock: :D :) :? :P :twisted: :roll: :oops: 8) :( :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!:

Good Morning & Good Afternoon Dear :P....very true
WOW......AMOL.....sorry Professor Sahab......aapkey kya kehney :P
:P :lol:
Sindhu

LOL.. Good Afternoon Sindhu.. :)
A small gift for you..
See and enjoy..
Regards,
Manju :)

:P Cute one dear............ :lol:
Kya Style hain........badiya hain......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

arrey wah badiya gifts baant rahiho manju.he is Cho Chweeeeeet. :lol: :) .....sindhu (jokes) ka johny lag raha hein :wink: ......
Amol.....sorry professor Amol....kya baath hein 8) :)