Slogans And One Liners

Hi All,
Find below some fantastic slogans and some are very funny one liners...
# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
# Finally... Indian Armed Forces :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
-Have a nice Day!
Sujatha
T.Sujatha Suresh
Pravarra
Partnering for quality of life
Assessments and Training Div
"Work is an expression of who you are, so who you are needs to be worked at."- SJV

Hello Sujata,
All slogans r very interesting. But i found 3 more interesting.
1 Railway Station
2 Beauty palour
3 Barber Saloon.
I cant stop laughing for this 3
Regards
Usha

Very HumouRous Slogans .... :P :P :P :P
Good post Sujatha .... :P :P :) :D and the way you presented it is GREAT :P
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Hi All,
Good to see that you all enjoyed and voted for the poll question too! Keep laughing.... One liners can really ease tense situations for this one should be talented in seeing things beyond personal judgemental emotions. Please quote examples of situations, you can take off names of people and places and companies, just state the difficult situation and how you or another person you saw handled with a good presence of mind.
This helps thinking on the feet... Actually many people get hurt or give up when they should / can handle the same situation in a more open way...
Have a Jolly week ahead!
Sujatha
T.Sujatha Suresh
Pravarra
Partnering for quality of life
Assessments and Training Div
"Work is an expression of who you are, so who you are needs to be worked at."- SJV
:D :D

Hi All,
Good to see that you all enjoyed and voted for the poll question too! Keep laughing.... One liners can really ease tense situations. For this, one should be talented in seeing things beyond personal judgmental emotions. Please quote examples of situations, you can take off names of people and places and companies, just state the difficult situation and how you or another person you saw handled with a good presence of mind.
This helps thinking on the feet... Actually many people get hurt or give up when they should / can handle the same situation in a more open way...
Have a Jolly week ahead!
Sujatha
T.Sujatha Suresh
Pravarra
Partnering for quality of life
Assessments and Training Div
"Work is an expression of who you are, so who you are needs to be worked at."- SJV
:D :D