Santa Banta Joke

News that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe the. Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne
suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke
liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
correspondent said: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri
par nahin koode. Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liiye
patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui ki Gaadi platform par aa rahi hai, main
platform par so gaya.
#Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

hI Wrica,
Lifez good....completed my internship yesterday and it was my last day yest, felt sad when i was about to leave the wonderful people with whom i have spent almost 3n half months. It was truly a great learning experience. Will be back to Hyderabad on 28-29th may have to report to college on 29th ,classes start from 1st june.
Donno wats wrong with ppl out here,many of them seem to have gone into a shell,or maybe the summer vacations.... :wink:
Regards,
Sonit Singh