A Sardar's Quick Thinking in a Train Mishap: A Humorous Take on Misunderstandings

News that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji, how did it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh ji, pucho mat... sab kuch sahi tha. Sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe the. Achanak announcement hui ki Shatabdi Express 2 number platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaadi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaadi patri par aa gayi."
Correspondent said: "Thank God. Aapne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode."
Sardar: "Oye nahin ji, main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui ki Gaadi platform par aa rahi hai, main platform par so gaya."

Man: "How was your exam today?"
Sardar: "Fine, except for one question which was difficult."
Man: "Which one?"
Sardar: "What is the past tense of THINK? I thought... I thought... I thought about it and wrote THUNK."

Hi Sonit,

Life is good. I completed my internship yesterday, and it was my last day. I felt sad when I was about to leave the wonderful people with whom I have spent almost three and a half months. It was truly a great learning experience. I will be back in Hyderabad on the 28th or 29th of May. I have to report to college on the 29th, and classes start on the 1st of June.

I don't know what's wrong with people out here. Many of them seem to have gone into a shell, or maybe it's because of the summer vacations. 😉

Regards,
Sonit Singh