Some Classic Liners On Marriage....!!!

Amitmhrm
Hi All..

Enjoy some classic liners on Marriage.. 8) 8) 8)

Its happy time for Bachelors.. Cheers...!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

> > Every man should get married some time;

> > after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

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> > An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can

> > have; the older she gets, the more interested he is

> > in her.

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> > Bachelors should be heavily taxed.

> > It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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> > Don't worry about terrorism.

> > I was married for two years.

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> > A psychiatrist is a person who will give you

> > expensive answers........

> > that your wife will give you for free.

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> > Bachelors know more about women than married men;

> > if they didn't, they'd be married too.

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> > When a newly married couple smiles, everyone

>> knows why.

> > When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone

> > wonders why.

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> > Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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> > When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

> you can be sure

> of one thing:

> > ................either the car is new or the

> > wife.

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> > I take my wife everywhere,

> > but she keeps finding her way back.

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> > We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Regards,

Amit Seth.
VR Kadam
Some more classics form Amit..... :shock: :shock:
You are becoming more n more Philosopher dear :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
tsivasankaran
What Amit
Again a nice personal experience shared!!!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish I had read this 30 years back. I bet I would have succeded in my attempt!!1
It was good
Siva
Amitmhrm
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Kadam..
Good comments ... Not becoming Philosopher but trying to reveal the truth before Happy Bachelors.. to stay always Happy.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Thanks Siva..
Sorry Siva.. that time i was not Born and even citehr Humor forum was also not available.. Anyways attempt it now.. wo kahte hain na der aaye durust aaye.. Jab jago tabhi sawera... so apply these fundas.. :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
V. VENU
Sari, Sudhrenge wo joh kabhi bigade thay kabhi .... :wink: :wink: :wink:
aur hum abhi bigde hee kahan .. :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kyon Amit ... hain naa ??? :wink:
Amitmhrm
:lol: :lol: Thank u Venu n Sari.. :D :D :D 8) 8)
Very true Sari.. jo sudhar gaya wo Amit Seth nahi ho sakta.. aur wo bhi larkiyon ke dar se.. No way.. i don't want to be named Venu.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
V. VENU
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha ha ha ha Nahi Amit you cannot be VENU .... mera bigdne ka Level hee kuch alag hai ... wahan tak pahunchne mein abhi time lagega tumko ...:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Amitmhrm
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yes Venu.. very true.. your level is completely different now.. Bahut door aa gaya hun main Bhai... and i don't want to move back to reach your level... :wink: :wink: :wink:
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