Funny Jokes Of Sardars.. !!!

Hi All.. Enjoy some funny Jokes of Sardars.. 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink:

Lie Detector

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".

And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"All right, 8 hamburgers".

And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,

Main Bol Raha Hoon.

The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!.. :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:

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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.

Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR.. :lol: :lol: 8) :wink:

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Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!.. :roll: :wink: :lol: 8)

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Regards,

Amit Seth.

i didn't understand.........tarif karne ka andaz bhi...........
nways ur wel come..... :wink: :wink: :wink:

Hi,
Wt happened to humour king??????????// why r u posting your old jokes.
saara collection khatam ho gaya hai kya??????????
katyana

No....Mr.K.........
i think it was just wel come of new 2008 citehr members... and for 2007 aur use k pehle ke logo k liye.............'PURANI YAADE TAZA HO GAYI'........kyou amit sir sahi bola na...........

Hello viral,
I m Ms. katyana not Mr. Katyana. Did, nt pronounciation of katyana explains that the gender of the name is Mr or Ms., I hope u r an indian and not and American?
katyana

i m so sorry....katyana.... it was a typing mistake...........and i m pure indian... :? :? :? :? :?
Hope u don't mind............
Viral Shah :lol: :lol:

Amitji,
Pata nahi kyun ji ye sare log sardar par hi joke karte hai?
ojee, ek to ye joke hamare palle nahi padate aur dusari baat palle bhi padate hai to bahut late :x :x :x
Mein AHWOAJOS (All Hole World Organisation Against Jokes On Sardar) ke taraf se warn kar raha hu ki jara simple joke linkhe aur joke jisne likha hai uska nam diya jay>>
Jai Khalsa!
Unknow
Vaibhavji, aap ka user id use karne ke liye thank u.

Sardar: Aaj Mere Parrosiyon ka Bacha Gum ho gaya
Friend: Pir tum ne Kia Kiya?
Sardar: Mein ne Un se Kaha ke "Google" Per Search kar lain
Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he
Major Rohail-
Kya hova?
Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
<link no longer exists - removed> | Sardarji SMS Jokes

One sardar went for hunting with a friend in deep forest, suddenly his friend fell down and became senseless , Sardar calls the helpline and asks what should I do, my friend is dead here, the person attending the phone , please confirm, he is dead or.......
Sardar : just wait, (sound of gun fire comes), Sardar, ............YES he is