YOUR VS. THE BOSS........VERY TRUE FACTS

shrutiarjun
YOU VS. THE BOSS

When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.



When you don't get something done, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't get something done, he's too busy.



When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.



When you do it your own way, you don't do what your told.

When your boss does it, he's showing creativity.



When you do it on your own, you're overstepping your bounds.

When your boss does it, he's demonstrating initiative.



When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss takes a stand, he's being firm.



When you violate a rule, you're self-centered.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.



When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.



When you help a peer, you're not busy enough.

When your boss does it, he's a team player.



When someone else does your work, you're passing the buck.

When someone else does his work, he's assigning responsibility.



When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your bosses out of the office, he's on business.



When you call in sick, you're going golfing.

When your boss calls in sick, he must be very ill.



When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.



When you're seen shopping during work hours, you're a slacker.

When your boss is doing the same, he's picking up office supplies.



When you get a raise, you're lucky.

When he gets one, he really earned it.



When you do a good job, you get a pat on the back. :roll:

When he does a good job, he gets a bonus. :P

:P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
sohini basu roy
hay sindhu...... tumhara boss iss site ko visit nahi karta hay na..... :roll:
problem may paar jaoge...... :P :wink: :twisted: ................
newy nice posting...........keep it up...... :) :D
shrutiarjun
Thank U Sari and Sohini........... :lol:
and Sohini Don't you worry dear......chances are remote since I am working hardly and BOSS is hardly working........ :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
V. VENU
Good one Sindhu ... :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
.....in fact , both the jokes are good ..... :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top wala and the Bottom wala ... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

shrutiarjun
.....woh tho hai hi Venu.....not only aapka but Sabka.....kyon koi Doubt :?: :wink: :P :lol:
:P
Sindhu
V. VENU
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No Doubt !!! .... :P :P
...nahi toh aap ... paani mein mera sar dubo kar kahengi ..
" Ab Dobaara Math Poochna " ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
shrutiarjun
Oh...Venu....ab itni lambi bhi mat haako/fenko ki catch karna mushkil hojaye........ :wink: :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
V. VENU
Sindhu ............" log 'Clor Mint' kyon khaate hain ??? " :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
shrutiarjun
Hey Venu.....Good Afternoon
... kyunki Chlormint humko nahi khaa sakti :wink: :P
and may be
... kyunki Chlormint ko peeya nahi jaa sakta :P
Kyon......sahi hai na.... :?: :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
V. VENU
Good Afternoon Sindhu ... :P Sahi hain boss ... ekdum sahi hai ... :lol:
aapka humour padkar kabhi kabhi mein dang rah jaata hoon :P

Sindhu Wrote:
Song Song:
aankh maare .. o' ladki aankh maare,
aaaankh maare .. o' ladki aankh maare ..
Seeti bajaye ....Beech post pe uff naam mera pukaare ,
Karke ishaare .. ladki aankh maare ... :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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