Hi all.. Enjoy some Marriage Jokes, one-liners.. 8) 8) 8)
Recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste... :lol: :lol: :wink:
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her... :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together... 8) 8) 8) :wink: :roll:
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... 8) 8) 8) :lol:
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.".. :roll: :roll: 8) 8)
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.".. :wink: :wink:
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up... :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :wink:
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My wife and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met... :wink: :wink:
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
8) 8) :lol: :wink:
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."... :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.".. :roll: :roll: 8) :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
Recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste... :lol: :lol: :wink:
**************
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her... :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together... 8) 8) 8) :wink: :roll:
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... 8) 8) 8) :lol:
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.".. :roll: :roll: 8) 8)
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.".. :wink: :wink:
**************
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up... :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :wink:
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My wife and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met... :wink: :wink:
**************
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
8) 8) :lol: :wink:
**************
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."... :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.".. :roll: :roll: 8) :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.