Heart Transplant

Manju27
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years.”
“I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,” said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.
“It was easy,” the patient replied. “I wanted a heart that hadn’t been used.”
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Regards,
Manju :)
Manju27
Hi Shreeram no heart feelings not all are so right.. :)
Take it light.. :)
And you know sometimes HR people are called more heartless.. :)
Aren't we taking it light then.. :)
Keep Smiling..
Regards,
Manju :)
santosh_nagk
Acidity nai........manju thoda jal rai..... :wink: :wink: :wink:
Coz most of frenz say i am sweet and when u said that 2 sari........thoda :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Manju27
Accha bhala hame kaise pata chalega ki aap sweet ho ya sour.. :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Manju :)
V. VENU
hi Manju,
This joke is soooooo nice .... :wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P :P
.... more nice than that which I posted with the title " never used" on jan 2nd. Then it was not so funny ...but now it IS ! :wink: :wink: :wink: :P
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Kabhi kabhi aap ekdum sach bolti ho .... :wink: :lol: So TRUE ! :wink:
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Manju27
Hmmm VENU...
Subha hogayi Mamu .....
Chalo sabko chedenge..
Bolke utthe ho kya.. :) :) :)
Regards,
Manju :)
V. VENU

uuuuuuuu U are a Lady devil ... and....' Chupa rusthum' :wink:
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V. VENU
ofcourse U R Terrrrrrrrrrific Manju ... No Doubt abt that !! :P :P :P
( you are blowing your own Trumpets Terrrrrifically ) :wink: :wink:
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V. VENU
ooh Chweet litt'e Manju ... don't cry.. don't cry ... :wink: :wink:
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