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LITTLE JOHNY ADVENTURES:

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?

Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

TEACHER: Of course not.

Johnny : Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Johnny: Your name on this report card.

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"Isn't the principal dumbass?" said Johnny to girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

"No."

"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

"No," she replied.

"Thank god!"

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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Johnny: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher: How?

Johnny: Ladies first.

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Teacher: How old is your father?

Johnny: As old as me

Teacher: How can that be?

Johnny: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher to Johnny: Where were you born?

Johnny: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Johnny(after thinking): I think I was born in GOA.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ENJOY :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

nice post sindhu ...... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SMART and NAUGHTY ........
....SINDHU and JOHNNY ........ :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi :P
Venu..........Bahut Shukriya....badi meharbani :P :lol:
but agar comparison ki TAANI tho yaad karadenge NAANI :wink: (just joking so that rhyming is complete) :lol: :P :lol:
and yeh kya :shock: Peer Sahab ke comments ....... :P, Thank U
one thing I would like to add here...........Peer Sahab ne Jho apne Location describe kiya hai.....Bahut Badiya hain and aptly suits CITEHR.
and Sari.........very true yaar.........Thank you dear :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fantastic Sindhu, plz dont start thinking that u r fantastic , its ur joke :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: (Just kidding)
Keep posting, nice to watch your posting.
Hassan :):)

Thank U Kadam, Hassan Sahab and Hiten :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and
of Course
[Login to view] Gustaki Hum nahin kar sakte Hassan, waise bhi
FANTA hum peete nahin and yes STIC (Ek Stick jarroor humare paas rehta hain..........Jprobably you would have heard the syaing "JISKI LAATI USKI BAINS" :wink:
(I am also joking but you take it seriously) :P :wink: :P
but finally.........Thank U Hassan for your support :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and encouragement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Warm regards,
Sindhu

Wow yaar Sindhu.. Tumhari post bhi badiya hai.. Aur tumhare jawaab dene ki andaaz bhi bhadiya hai..
I can always call you SS.. Sportive Sindhu.. :)
Regards,
Manju :)

:lol: :lol:
Arrey SINDHU Jee
Aisi Gustakhi ham Kar nahi saktai
Your given definition ko raad kar nahi saktai
Bhains k aagai ham chal nahi saktai. !!!!
:wink: :wink: :P :P (Now Plz dont start thinking that ham aap k aagai nahi chal saktai chal tu saktai hain but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai) :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink:
(Just Kidding)
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By the way your replies are really very interesting. :P :P
Keep going on
Hassan :P :P

Hassan Hassan ...! :)
Yes Sindhu. :P :P
Eating Sugar...?
No sindhu. :P
Telling Lies... :evil:
No Sindhu. :P
Open your mouth .... :x
" but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai " ...:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good Morning Everybody !!! :P :P :P :P

:lol: :lol: :P :P
GOOD MORNING TO EVERY ONE
Venu you cant help with out posting your opinions in every humor post.
I think EVEN when you sleep you see the dream of citehr.
:P :P :lol: :lol:
Its really very good to see you again.
Thanks
Hassan :P

Hi a very good morning to U all............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My dear Manju......Thank U.......Jahan aap jaise supporting and encouraging friends ho tho......yeh tho hona hi hai......as you said you can call me basharthe........I call you MM (Manju Muskan) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu......bahut badiya rhyming hain....now you are being promoted from LKG to UKG......OK.....Badiya Hain.......Happy.... :wink: :lol:
and
[Login to view] chahte bhi nahin ki aap koi Gustaki karen....hence Ab Bhains ho ya Bhainsa.........Been Bajake kya hai Fayda.....ab aap kuch bhi samjhe........mujhe Been Bhajana nahin aata......par TRY Jaroor kar sakthi hoom basharthe aap dey Mauka. :wink: :P :P (Joke only......not to be taken seriously)
Hassan........I appreciate your sense of humour....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
Best regards
Sindhu