Wedding Vows Gone Awry: How Would You Handle This Awkward Situation?

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor, and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and vow eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the preacher and whispered: "I thought we had a deal."

The preacher put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She made me a much better offer."

Ha ha ha ha... Isko bolte hain...'joke ke peeche chupke Goli chalaana'...😉😉 kyon..? 😂😂😂😂
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Hi Venu :D ..... Aaj kal ladkon ke harkaton se ladkiyon ko kaafi kuch seekhna pad raha hai.......... what say?? :wink: :lol:

Note: with reference to the above joke.

Corrected Text:

Parde mein rehne do, parda na hatao..
Parda jo hat gaya toh...
Toh...
Goli chal jaayega... :wink: :wink:

God saw me hungry; he created pizza. He saw me thirsty; he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark; he created light. He saw me without problems; he created YOU. I hope people understood whom I am referring to. 😉 Amol... didn't expect this from you... compliment followed by a comment... 😈 😈 😈

Venuji,

Nari pizza aur burger ke baad bhi itni active rehti hain, chahein bhari ho ya halki, kaam to sabhi karti hain aur unke bina kiska kaam bhi nahi chalta. :)

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