Application For Getting Wife...!!!

Amitmhrm
Hi All...

See below Application for getting wife from different categories persons...

FISHERMAN

Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must

have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

SALESMAN

Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One

of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a

wife.

MATHEMATICIAN

Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and

understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family

unit.

IT CONSULTANT

Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my

current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the

injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.

Compatibility could be an issue.

CAR DEALER

Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.

PILOT

Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the

ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must

also be aerodynamically sound!!!

BANKER

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

ACCOUNTANT

Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must

be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible.

BEGGAR

Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey

dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery

hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

DOCTOR

I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you

feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

ARMY COMMANDO

My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful

applicants must be able to use a pen, knife and a compass. She who dares

wins. Camouflage provided.



ASTRONAUT


I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my

universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!..

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D

Regards,

Amit Seth.
shrutiarjun
hey Sari...........Amit is not interested in posting application, he has already started the search through Profile viewing on Shadi.com secretly...now let's all wait for the "SURPRISE" :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
Rajsandhya
Hi Amit,
I think Sindhu too joined Shadi.com and much aware about your secret activities. Beware dear !!!
regds - ranjan
shrutiarjun
Dear Ranjan, I don't need to join any shadi.com for this dear
as this is a continuation to his another posting on this site ....hence your comments are baseless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
Rajsandhya
Dear Sindhu,
My comment was only for the good reply against your comments, as Amit is also aware, that was just a jokes.
Take it easy dear !! & cheers !
ranjan
Soumya Devaguptapu
HR Professional-
HR professional would look out for a person who can perform well with no integrity issues who can abide with the policies and procedures of marriage. And not to forget for sure would get back to the other person. :P
Amitmhrm
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank u all for such a great concern for me.. :oops: :oops: :oops:
BTW dear friends.. for HR.. there is a lot of options.. so why should we put an application.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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