Creative and Humorous Slogans: Which One Made You Laugh the Most?

Winners of a slogan contest

These are the winners of a slogan contest organized by a leading newspaper.

- Sign on a railway station at Patna:
"Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free."

- Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!"

- Seen on a bulletin board:
"Success is relative.
More the success, more the relatives."

- Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
"We need your heads to run our business."

- A traffic slogan:
"Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be."

- THE BEST ONE:
"It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God."

Sapana

I would like to add some funny one-liners slogans.

Sardarji1: Why is there no "Go Slow" board near the women's college, while they placed it near the school?

Sardarji2: Because automatically, we slow down at that college. So they thought it would be a waste to spend money on that.