How Do You Handle Receiving Emails with Unwanted Surprises Like Bugs?

Dear All,

Please avoid, by any means, sending me documents that have cockroaches. I found a small cockroach in the last email you sent. Please take it back!!

Regards,
Amit Seth.

We have done a truth detecting test on this captive cockroach and it is repeatedly saying that “It is a pet property of Amit Seth” and who enjoys the company of AS only. Hence it is humbly requested not to hurt the small bug anymore with your torments and take it back on the Shubh forthcoming Occasion of “ Diwali”.
No more requests will be entertained and strict disciplinary action will be taken if the ORDER of CITEHR-LEGAL FORUM is not acceded to.
Regards
CiteHR Legal Forum

Dear Shindhu,

Can you justify the procedures which you applied to complete your test? Because as far as I know, you all are almost unable to do such tests. Because you all fear the cockroach.

Regards

Dear Amit,
Ahaa! Now we all know how come you have dared to pass on your pet cockroach to other members thinking that “Truth will never come out”.
My Dear Amit, This is 21st Century and there is no word such as “FEAR” in our Dictionary. Moreover, even if I will let you know the procedures followed, you will not be able to make ABC out of that hence why waste time.
Hence don't linger on with silly excuses and without wasting any time take back your pet property.
No more vague explanations in this regard would be entertained. Your pet is anxiously waiting to be reunited with the MASTER.
Regards,
CiteHR Legal Forum

No issues, Sindhu. 😄 I have let it. If possible, keep the pet with you because I think you understand his feelings very well. 😉

Now at last, you have accepted that the pet belongs to you only, which is what we wanted to hear. How dare you ever think of forsaking it. Now we have many legal points leveled against you:

1. Trying to pass on your burden to others by falsely implicating that it does not belong to you.

2. Causing a lot of mental torture to a living being.

3. Now, your pet has made up its mind to approach the appropriate legal forum to sue you in court if you do not, without wasting any time, take its custody.

EVEN THERE IS A THREAT OF IT COMMITTING SUICIDE, which will ultimately land you in more problems only.

Hence, there is no question of letting it go or forsaking it just because you cannot take its responsibilities. Moreover, the PET is very much attached to you, as evidenced by each tear it sheds; therefore, your offer is declined.

We at CiteHR Legal Forum hope good sense prevails in you, and without wasting a single more second, take the custody of your pet.

In case you are thinking of more atrocities, it will be at your own risk.

Regards,

CiteHR Legal Forum

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, it's clearly written while sending the post... Please avoid, by any means, sending me documents that have cockroaches. So, better search the person who has sent it to me, I guess... :wink: :wink: :wink:

Dear Amit,

Don't take circles like a "Jalebi." You also know what the truth is and that it is you who has sent this email to us, taking the initiative to reply back as well. Now, don't evade if you do not have an apt response. No problem... I have been able to identify the culprit, and everybody is aware of the situation. No matter how hard you try, you will not be able to change it.

CHEERS,
CiteHR Legal Forum (compiled by Sindhu)

Dear all,

I believe everyone is aware of the situation where I requested your assistance in identifying the person who sent their pet to me. If you are not interested in participating in the search, please let me know whom I should reach out to instead. This presents a golden opportunity for those who aspire to channel their inner Sherlock Holmes, so let's begin the search, dear friends.

Thank you.

Off the track... Don't beat about the bush now; we have already proved our detective qualities by tracking down the CULPRIT. 😂

Good argument....

I like reading arguments on irrelevant topics. But I must say one thing: "I HATE COCKROACHES" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sapana

Sorry to interrupt, I know we shouldn't come in between when two gals are talking, but I just wanted to say that you actually need the support of all of them. So not appreciate, but it's better to use the appropriate word "You need support of all of them."

Hello Amit,

Support is always given to those who justify their point. It is not something to beg for; it depends upon the truth of the matter. Now, don't feel overwhelmed with doubt.

Regards,
Sindhu

Very true, Miss Sindhu Ji. By the way, friends, the truth is coming out. I hope we will catch the culprit very soon. 😉😉😉