Dear all,
Sending some more sardrji jokes :
Once Santa & Banta were going in the helicopter.
Santa:Banta I am feeling cold.
Banta:I'll just stop the helicopter's fan
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Once Banta ji said to Santa ji the water is coming above the danger mark.Santa ji said," Put the danger mark above the water."
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Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only 3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU.When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?"Santa said,"Yes."The lady said,"Please give it to me." Santa said,"No."The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"
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Santa decided to marry a short girl.WHY. Santa:"Log kendhy ha ki musibat jinni choti oni chhangi."
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What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you? ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!
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Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
Regards,
Sindhu
Sending some more sardrji jokes :
Once Santa & Banta were going in the helicopter.
Santa:Banta I am feeling cold.
Banta:I'll just stop the helicopter's fan
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Once Banta ji said to Santa ji the water is coming above the danger mark.Santa ji said," Put the danger mark above the water."
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Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only 3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU.When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?"Santa said,"Yes."The lady said,"Please give it to me." Santa said,"No."The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"
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Santa decided to marry a short girl.WHY. Santa:"Log kendhy ha ki musibat jinni choti oni chhangi."
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What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you? ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!
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Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
Regards,
Sindhu