Don't marry a software girl (computer humor).
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts you.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always has a tendency to BREAK things and EXIT from the house.
Never marry a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has a divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dumps you with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds you as a rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good at the DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting troubles.
Better to marry a girl not belonging to the SOFTWARE FAMILY.
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN.........
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts you.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always has a tendency to BREAK things and EXIT from the house.
Never marry a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has a divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dumps you with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds you as a rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good at the DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting troubles.
Better to marry a girl not belonging to the SOFTWARE FAMILY.
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN.........