- Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'.
- Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- If you have it, and you know you have it, you have it. If you don't have it and think you have it, you have it. But if you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it.
- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine." And what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
- When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
- Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things—not the great occasions—that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- How long can you be cute?
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
- The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
- Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- If you have it, and you know you have it, you have it. If you don't have it and think you have it, you have it. But if you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it.
- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine." And what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
- When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
- Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things—not the great occasions—that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- How long can you be cute?
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
- The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.