1.In a circus, a lady was kissing a lion. The ring master came &
proudly announced if any one can repeat the performane.
A sardar stood up & said, " I can do it. But first remove the
lion."
2. A sardar told another sardar, " Yesterday I saw my wife going to
a movie with some stranger."
" Did you follow her or no ?"
" No. I had already seen that movie."
3. What is the similarity between Ram, Gandhiji, Shivaji & Jesus
Christ ?
Sardar replies, " All are born on a bank holiday."
4. A sardar rings up everybody & tells, " My mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now
it is Nokia 6610."
5. A sardar says to another sardar, " Main itna kanjoos hoon, mary
wife ko honeymoon pe akela hi
bhej diya. Adhe paise bachaye."
Another sardar says, " This is nothing. Maine to mary wife ko
mere friend ke sath bhej diya. Poore
paise bachaye."
6. A sardar saw a beutiful girl & went & immidiately kissed her.
The girl being irritated , " What are you doing"
" B Com from Khalsa College." Replies Sardar.
7. A sardar whispered something in the ears of another sardar. That
sardar dies immidiately. A
fellow who was watching all this , wondered & asked sardar, "
What did you tell him in the ears ?"
" Dhishkaaaon."
8. A sardar was coming after completing funeral ceremony of his
wife.
Suddenly, it started thundering , raining with heavy showers &
gustey winds.
" Pahoonch gai." Told sardarji.
9. There was a story narration contest. The condition was that the
story should contain Religion, Sex, Suspense & Mystery.
The sardar got up & told his story in one line.
Oh god, My wife must deliver a child.
Where are the four elements of the story ? - Judges asked.
Oh god - Religion
Wife - Sex
Child - suspense ( boy or girl ?)
OK , But where is the mystery ?
That's it. Who is the father ?
The sardar walked away with the first prize....
proudly announced if any one can repeat the performane.
A sardar stood up & said, " I can do it. But first remove the
lion."
2. A sardar told another sardar, " Yesterday I saw my wife going to
a movie with some stranger."
" Did you follow her or no ?"
" No. I had already seen that movie."
3. What is the similarity between Ram, Gandhiji, Shivaji & Jesus
Christ ?
Sardar replies, " All are born on a bank holiday."
4. A sardar rings up everybody & tells, " My mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now
it is Nokia 6610."
5. A sardar says to another sardar, " Main itna kanjoos hoon, mary
wife ko honeymoon pe akela hi
bhej diya. Adhe paise bachaye."
Another sardar says, " This is nothing. Maine to mary wife ko
mere friend ke sath bhej diya. Poore
paise bachaye."
6. A sardar saw a beutiful girl & went & immidiately kissed her.
The girl being irritated , " What are you doing"
" B Com from Khalsa College." Replies Sardar.
7. A sardar whispered something in the ears of another sardar. That
sardar dies immidiately. A
fellow who was watching all this , wondered & asked sardar, "
What did you tell him in the ears ?"
" Dhishkaaaon."
8. A sardar was coming after completing funeral ceremony of his
wife.
Suddenly, it started thundering , raining with heavy showers &
gustey winds.
" Pahoonch gai." Told sardarji.
9. There was a story narration contest. The condition was that the
story should contain Religion, Sex, Suspense & Mystery.
The sardar got up & told his story in one line.
Oh god, My wife must deliver a child.
Where are the four elements of the story ? - Judges asked.
Oh god - Religion
Wife - Sex
Child - suspense ( boy or girl ?)
OK , But where is the mystery ?
That's it. Who is the father ?
The sardar walked away with the first prize....