Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along, sees them, and walks on. That's Mumbai.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in Punjab!
Scenario 3:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's Delhi.
Scenario 4:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's Bangalore.
Scenario 6:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "Amma" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along, then a fourth, and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata.
Scenario 8:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting." That's Kerala!
And the best one is...
Scenario 9:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other, and all go home as friends. You are in Goa!
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along, sees them, and walks on. That's Mumbai.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in Punjab!
Scenario 3:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's Delhi.
Scenario 4:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's Bangalore.
Scenario 6:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "Amma" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7:
Two guys are fighting, and a third guy comes along, then a fourth, and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata.
Scenario 8:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting." That's Kerala!
And the best one is...
Scenario 9:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other, and all go home as friends. You are in Goa!