* How To Identify Different Citizens Of India *

Sweety_as_sneha@yahoo.co.in
Scenario 1*

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks

on.

That's *MUMBAI*

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Scenario 2*

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends

on

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in * PUNJAB *!!!

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Scenario 3*

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make

peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's * DELHI *

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Scenario 4*

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's *AHMEDABAD*

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Scenario 5*

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.

He writes a software program to stop the fight.

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's * BANGALORE *

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Scenario 6*

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this

nonsense..

Peace settles in...

That's *CHENNAI*

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Scenario 7*

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth

and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in *KOLKATA*

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Scenario 8*

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

"don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep

fighting".

That's *KERALA*!

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And the best one is .... *

Scenario 9*

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home

as

friends.

You are in * GOA *!!!
archii ashii
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good description Sneh.,............................................ ..............
ashapriya16
hahahaha thats superb description....................................... ........................gud one
sapnakhatterr@gmail.com
Too good sneh........ really enjoyed it.. i belong to Punjab and the description about punjab is absolutely Right........ :)
Sweety_as_sneha@yahoo.co.in
Which ever is missing please add on ur own............................:)
I welcome ........................:)
runal_jagtap
I am from mumbai, it is sometimes wrong in mumbai.... if anyone fights.. people out there do get into the fight & resolve it... ...
Sweety_as_sneha@yahoo.co.in
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U mean me................................................ ???????????????????
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