Punchingbag Jokes - HR Related

e-mail one

Attention: Human Resources

Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping

coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be

classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

executed as soon as possible.

Regards,

Project Leader

e-mail two

Attention: Human Resources

Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.

Regards,

Project Leader

Hi,
Some times we may need to do some thing infront of the guys to indirectly tell them that we 'care' for them. The employee in discussion may be dangerous if he knows that his appraisal is not satisfactory.
if you are throwing out an employee, just throw him out. Give extra salary for the days he need not come. Entertaining an unwilling employee is demotivating to others. The nuisence value is more.
Regards

Hi Punchingbag,
very funny.......:):) good one!!!!!!
when I didn't read the "HR Response line", i thought why did u keep this in Humour section.. but after reading hr one............ :):)
good work!!!!!!!
tke cre

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hheheee....smart project lead..... :o :o :o
hope nobody was reading wen he sent de 2nd email... :wink: :wink: :wink: