Lufthansa Airlines

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Lufthansa Airlines

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the

captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have

lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were

somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an

emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that

all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the

swimmers are on the right side of the plane.

After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to

comply with the captain's request.

Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The

captain once again made an announcement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the

swimmers on the right side of the plane open your emergency exits and

quickly swim away from the plane.

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You for

Flying Lufthansa- ".

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Regards,

Amit Seth.
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