In The Cinema Toilet........................................

There was an English man, who was singing "there was a cold day", whilst in The cinema toilets.
An Indian guy walks by and hears him singing "there was a cold day, there was a cold day"
The Indian guy slams the door wide open . . .
The English man in a shock say's, "what the bloody hell are u doing u pervert !",
The Indian replies , "oh, sorry yaar I thought you said, darwaza khol de . . . . darwazaa khol de . ..
Regards,
Hassan :wink:

let me continue it....
Then American shouts...saying there was a bad crow..there was bad crow then indian asks where is the crow...he makes him realise it was darwaaza bandh karo.... :lol: :lol:

Brilliant one..
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Ravi :D

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.........Cant stop laughing...
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Simply hilarious.........TOO GOOD..........thanks for sharing
Regards,
Chaitali

Really Sari...........................Good sense of humour....... :lol: :lol:
You continued it well........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Hassan and sari....
Regards,
Chaitali

Hi Hasan,
I can't stop laughing. Its too good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Deepali

I have heard this joke in a different way and the wordings were There was a Banker for Darwaja Band kar
Any ways it was nice to read in a different way and I n'joyed it
KIRAN ARORA

I think that was onw of the best jokes I have come across so far...
I laughed...and i laughed even more at the continuation.....
Fabulous....

Dear Hassan,
The two sentences of " There was a cold day" and "There was a brown crow" was actually told to all East India Company officials when they were sent to India so that they could communicate with the natives. There were few other sentences also. These two became famous as they were used frequently.
Regards,
SC

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