Basic Facts For Salaried Employee

Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People

Bank Balance

First Week : 10000

Second Week : 1000

Third Week : 100

Fourth week : 10

Conveyance

First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")

Second Week : Share Auto

("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends

First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")

Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")

Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile

should be used in urgent

situations only")

Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she

calls me")

And last....but not the least...

Boozing

First Week : "Come, let's go to Karachi and freak out!"

Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Karachi. Let's go to Hyderabad."

Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what

say?"

Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"

Hi Sunayna,
Your article is real cool. Its so true how we are very generous in the first week, selfless in the second, thrifty in the third and realistic in the last week.
Keep mailing such articles. I've already mailed this to a few of my colleagues.I'm sure they are going to really enjoy it.
June