Enjoy some cool SMS...
1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. The wife opens the door; Sharabi asks, "Who are you?" She yells, "How dare you forget your wife!" He answers, "Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!"
2) Try this:
Think of a number between 1-9. Now, add 5 to it. Multiply by 2. Add 5. Subtract 3. Multiply by 5. Add 8. Write the number on paper. Aur uska hawai jahaz bana ke uda do...
3) Question: How was Nisar born? Answer: Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Miley 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.
4) A man got 2 wishes from a fairy. He asked for the best wine and the best woman in the world. The next instant he had the best wine and Mother Teresa beside him. Moral: BE SPECIFIC.
5) Why is a wife called Begum? Because after marriage, all sorrows come to the husband's share, and the wife becomes Be-Gum.
6) Prospective Husband: Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir!
7) It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" but worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." Wink
8) Beta asks his mother while looking at an old photo album, "Mom, who is this smart man in the photo?" Mother replies, "Beta, this is your father." Beta asks, "Then why do we live with this bald man?"
Regards,
Amit Seth.
1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. The wife opens the door; Sharabi asks, "Who are you?" She yells, "How dare you forget your wife!" He answers, "Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!"
2) Try this:
Think of a number between 1-9. Now, add 5 to it. Multiply by 2. Add 5. Subtract 3. Multiply by 5. Add 8. Write the number on paper. Aur uska hawai jahaz bana ke uda do...
3) Question: How was Nisar born? Answer: Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Miley 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.
4) A man got 2 wishes from a fairy. He asked for the best wine and the best woman in the world. The next instant he had the best wine and Mother Teresa beside him. Moral: BE SPECIFIC.
5) Why is a wife called Begum? Because after marriage, all sorrows come to the husband's share, and the wife becomes Be-Gum.
6) Prospective Husband: Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir!
7) It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" but worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." Wink
8) Beta asks his mother while looking at an old photo album, "Mom, who is this smart man in the photo?" Mother replies, "Beta, this is your father." Beta asks, "Then why do we live with this bald man?"
Regards,
Amit Seth.