Hi all,
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes! 😎😎😎😎
1) Why does Sardarji bring binoculars to his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you."
Sunita: "But I am one year older than you."
Sardarjee: "No problem, then I will marry you next year."
3) Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A Sardar was walking along when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5) Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harassed the social nature of Sardarji, and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction. While he was on his way to his office, another Sardar saw him and asked, "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho?"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
8) Cool
Snap Banat Singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps. While filling the film roll into the camera, it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of a woman. Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said, "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo?"
9) Asli Joke
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address, etc. Then he came across the column for sex. He was not sure what to fill there. After much thought, he wrote "thrice a week." On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted was either male or female. Again, our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer, "preferably females."
10) Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him, "Arre Puttar, ki hoya? Ok, take care & bye.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes! 😎😎😎😎
1) Why does Sardarji bring binoculars to his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you."
Sunita: "But I am one year older than you."
Sardarjee: "No problem, then I will marry you next year."
3) Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A Sardar was walking along when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5) Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harassed the social nature of Sardarji, and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction. While he was on his way to his office, another Sardar saw him and asked, "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho?"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
8) Cool
Snap Banat Singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps. While filling the film roll into the camera, it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of a woman. Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said, "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo?"
9) Asli Joke
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address, etc. Then he came across the column for sex. He was not sure what to fill there. After much thought, he wrote "thrice a week." On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted was either male or female. Again, our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer, "preferably females."
10) Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him, "Arre Puttar, ki hoya? Ok, take care & bye.
Regards,
Amit Seth.