Hi All...
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes... 8) 8) 8) 8)
Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
3)
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends
to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5)
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Cool
Snap Banat singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps.
While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.
Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo"
9) Asli Joke
Sex our sardarji was filling up an application form
For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply.
Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females.
10)
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ok take take & by by,,,,,,
Regards,
Amit Seth.
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes... 8) 8) 8) 8)
Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
3)
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends
to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5)
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Cool
Snap Banat singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps.
While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.
Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo"
9) Asli Joke
Sex our sardarji was filling up an application form
For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply.
Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females.
10)
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ok take take & by by,,,,,,
Regards,
Amit Seth.