Some Jokes To Laugh..

Hi ...
Hopw you will enjoy this..
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
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Teacher asks a computer Student:
"What are the 3 latest versions of JAVA??"
Student says , MAR JAVA , MIT JAVA , LUTA JAVA ,
ISHQ MAIN DIL KIYA JAN BHI TERAY NAAM KER JAVA
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Regards,
Amit Seth.

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Hi Amit,
JAVA ki nai def to kamaal ki hai :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: 8)