Hi ...........
Here are some more jokes .............
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain javascript:emoticon(':!:')
Exclamation
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight" javascript:emoticon(':roll:')
Rolling Eyes
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel. javascript:emoticon(':o')
Surprised
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat javascript:emoticon(':?:')
Question
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! javascript:emoticon(':shock:')
Shocked
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! javascript:emoticon(':wink:')
Wink
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. javascript:emoticon(':oops:')
Embarassed
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'javascript:emoticon(':cry:')
Crying or Very sad
Have a great day javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Laughing
Best Regards,
Tina
Here are some more jokes .............
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain javascript:emoticon(':!:')
Exclamation
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night morning becomes tight" javascript:emoticon(':roll:')
Rolling Eyes
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel. javascript:emoticon(':o')
Surprised
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat javascript:emoticon(':?:')
Question
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! javascript:emoticon(':shock:')
Shocked
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! javascript:emoticon(':wink:')
Wink
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. javascript:emoticon(':oops:')
Embarassed
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'javascript:emoticon(':cry:')
Crying or Very sad
Have a great day javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Laughing
Best Regards,
Tina