HR Jokes [Thread 31849]

HR Jokes

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place,

you are second! Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1,000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1,000. Now add 30. Add another 1,000. Now add 20. Now add another 1,000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5,000?

The correct answer is actually 4,100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Kaisa Laga aap sab ko...............

Regards

Pramita

:D :D :lol:

Dear Deepti :
Very good one indeed.
But is this not a repitition in this cite itself ????
However, good to share it again and again and again and it is worth the sharing.
Rgds
:: Dhinakaran

Hi Pramita
Today i am starting my morning in office after reading these jokes and this has made my mood really good. Nice Jokes!!!
Regards
Ruchika Sachdeva

Excellent one really enjoyed it..... keep posting intellectual matters like this...
Regards,
Derek

Hi,
Thanks for keeping them.
I must advise you that you have to think big and don't copy anything what u got.
YOu can put efforts to make the jokes by helping them. But not be copied.
I hope to make the jokes by ur own thoughts.
Krish

good
you can forget the stress in day to day life.
it also shows us where we are..... how is our thinking style ......
rgrds
nagarjuna chary :lol:

Hey,
Very nice questions. I got all of them correct. Got confused with the last one but i took time and got that right tooo.
Guess i am good HR then :D ......
Regards
Satish

seriously gr8 ques.... a genuine mistake tht everyone makes...
keep posting questions yaar !!!

HI
Gr8, I failed in answering all the questions............. but not next time if you come out with more.......... question...... Better wish me before submitting so that atleast i can answer now...........
Once again Gr8
Satya :cry:

Good one...keep posting :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D