Dear all,
If you love someone, the original quote states: "If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, she never was."
Here are some new versions:
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free. Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, and if you still love her, set her free again, repeat.
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, set her free. In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, set her free. Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom.
Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free. She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, set her free. If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free. SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don't set her free.
MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.
Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, it's a nightmare. If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, map her into your system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
Finance expert:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she has brand loyalty. If she doesn't, reposition the brand in a new market.
Regards,
scare_crow
If you love someone, the original quote states: "If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, she never was."
Here are some new versions:
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free. Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, and if you still love her, set her free again, repeat.
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, set her free. In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, set her free. Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom.
Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free. She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, set her free. If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free. SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don't set her free.
MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.
Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, it's a nightmare. If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, map her into your system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
Finance expert:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she has brand loyalty. If she doesn't, reposition the brand in a new market.
Regards,
scare_crow