To all my Malayalee friends: No offence intended..... :D
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP
QUWAIT"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the kollage.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE in GELF...
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire ?..
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE !!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a south indian spell malayalam ?
Yamm - yay - yell -yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP
QUWAIT"
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the kollage.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE in GELF...
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire ?..
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.
What do you call an intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.
What do you call a good looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.
Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.
And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE !!
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR
How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
YUM - O yet another O N.
How does a south indian spell malayalam ?
Yamm - yay - yell -yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm