One man wrote to his wife, "This month instead of salary, I am sending you 100 kisses." His wife replied that she had received the 100 kisses in lieu of the salary. Following is how I have spent it: The milkman accepted with 2 kisses. The teacher had to be given 7. The vegetable fellow would not settle for 7; he had to be given 9. The rent collector could not be settled with kisses alone; he had to be given something else as well. The house owner takes a minimum of 6-7 daily. You don't worry; after spending so much, I still have about 35 balance with me. I can manage this month's expenses with ease.